high school au meme

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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-19.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.


1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

19. roll again/make your own scenario

Comments

[liquidate]

You left that comment way up in the air, Sasuke. First of all, enjoying a hot shower is super refreshing, especially after rolling around on this shitty flooring-

[ He raises his hands again at the "Houzuki!" from the sidelines. ] Secondly, I don't like that pause there. I think you're insinuating something.

[eyeforaneye]

There's no insinuation. What I hear from others is strange and unpleasant. [ He doesn't miss that shout, directed at Suigetsu. Does he hear his own name? No. The perks of being an exemplary student. And rich. And from an influential family. How lucky for him. ]

Come on. If you get detention over something idiotic then I might feel the need to wait for you later and it's a waste of my time.

[liquidate]

That was one time, oh my god. You invite someone to shower with you once and everyone thinks it's this big fucking deal.

[ He throws his hands behind his head. ] Why would you wait for me, can't you just get your family driver to roll up and drive me to your place afterward? [ Kicking open the door to the changing room, he lets it swing closed at Sasuke. Rude. ]

You make my detentions all about you.

[eyeforaneye]

[ His forearm catches the door before it closes entirely; damn Suigetsu. ] Ah, I probably take them more seriously than you do. And my family seems to dislike you being around, so no, I won't bring you over in that flashy way.

There are more important things than that, though. Such as how you plan to pay me back for ruining the match.

[liquidate]

Detentions are just lame punishments 'cause the teachers can't pull up their fucking pants and hit teenagers with rulers. What happened to those good ol' days, huh? Everything was way more fun!

And what could you possibly want when you got everything? Hm? Another car for yourself? Maybe a couple vacation houses? All for ruining badminton... I'm gonna have to save up for a couple years, y'know.

[eyeforaneye]

Stop saying "way more fun" like you lived through an age where corporal punishment was common. [ White hair aside, of course. ]

I prefer to walk and I could care less about things like that. What I want is another chance to compete; the last thing that I need or want from you is money.

[liquidate]

I'll say whatever I god damn want - those days sounded like everyone had their shit together and knew what was up! [ He's sighing and stripping as he goes, unconcerned with baring himself in front of Sasuke. THEY'RE BROS. IT'S WHAT THEY DO. ]

One day I wish you'd drive me around, I'm sick of walking a thousand miles to get to your house. And you don't gotta worry about that stuff, I'll fight you any time you want...!

[eyeforaneye]

[ If he had a dollar for every time Suigetsu took his clothes off in front of him... or a hundred yen or something, you know what I mean. He's much slower in removing his own shirt, trying to gauge at a glance which shower is the cleanest as they move further back. ]

I'm not a chauffeur; if you want rides then you'll have to pay that back as well. [ Not because he's poor. Because he's an ass. ]

[liquidate]

[ By the time he's at the shower stalls, he's stark naked, stretching and scratching his back. ]

Pft, I'm not paying for that shit. I'll buy you ten bucks of gas, how's that sound?

[ Wrestling with one of the shower nozzles, he's turning it on, yipping at the cold water. ]

THEY NEED NEW FUCKING SHOWERS.

[eyeforaneye]

You need to learn not to stand beneath the shower-head when you're testing the water. [ See? Watch as he does so himself, now also naked and occupying the adjacent shower stall. He holds his hand out under the stream of water, patiently waiting for it to become warmer and speaking up so that he could be heard. ]

I doubt I'll even need that much. [ No, because he's very good at conserving gas. Not because he's smart but because he always seems to outrun red lights. Maybe it has something to do with his constant speeding. ]

[liquidate]

Whatever, I do what I want. [ He would totally be trying that next time... The warm water pelts his skin and he's instantly relaxed, stepping in further so it beats at his face. He gives a blissful little sigh, presses a hand against the stall wall and remains there. Quiet. But only for a moment. ]

Then why don't you lemme ride for free? God, you should be paying me, 'cause every time's like chancing death, hahaha! At least you have good reflexes, remember when you nearly hit that oil truck on the highway going one-sixty*? WHEWWWWW, DODGED THAT BULLET, HAHAHA.

[ Why he seems to enjoy that is a mystery to everyone, but maybe because he never gets hurt. Luck favours Suigetsu, apparently.

*KM...]

oh my gosh I laughed so hard at that km thing; ask Clara

[eyeforaneye]

[ Allow him to pause in the middle of smoothing his hair back beneath that spray in order to make this face. And this exact expression? Oh it is so evident in his voice, whether Suigetsu can see it or not. ]

I'm a safer driver than I would ever trust you to be, even if you were going half my speed. It's easy enough to predict where the other cars will be and I can react before they can. [ So take that! ]

SOBBIG EJKFNKJWN

[liquidate]

[ Oh he can hear it. He's draping himself over the top of the stall to scowl at him though.

What's privacy? ]

Hey, I have great reflexes! I'm just not a weirdo with like 100/100 vision like you!

160 mph; craziest driver ever

[eyeforaneye]

... [ A wash rag seems to appear out of nowhere, slapping right against Suigetsu's face with an uncomfortably wet sound. ]

That type of vision isn't something that exists. And I'm not doubting your reflexes, I'm doubting your judgment.

sasuke hot pursuit

[liquidate]

AGH-

[ He's shrinking back a little, struggling momentarily with his old on the stall wall. ]

Gross, this has probably been in all your nooks and crannies I don't want it! [ He plucks it off on himself with a disgusted face and drops it straight down for Sasuke. Then he eyes him with a pout, jutting out his bottom lip. ]

Ne, Sasuke, what ever gave you the impression that I'm someone with bad judgement?!

i'm dying

[eyeforaneye]

[ Wow. That was really dignified. Now he has to snatch it back up off the floor; ugh, who knows what else has been there, washed away or not. ]

Your social connections, your educational standing, and your legal infractions.

i can't handle these two srsly

[liquidate]

O-Oi, those things don't count...! [ A pause. ]

Well the legal bit, I guess. BUT CONNECTIONS AND GRADES ARE LIKE, NOT EVEN- maybe... social connections...

SHUT UP.

they are so ridiculous

[eyeforaneye]

I didn't think it would piss you off that much to realize that society's going to reject you.

I don't care about things like that. I'll continue to speak to you regardless.

[liquidate]

Wha-?! I don't give a shit if society hates me, HAH! Who the fuck do you think I am?

I'll do what I want too, Sasuke. It ain't as though you or anyone else could hold me from that.

[ A coy smile. ] But I'll entertain you, 'cause I'm a nice person~

[eyeforaneye]

It would be more interesting if you truly did think that you were a good person, but I think even you can't be that delusional.

[liquidate]

[ He smiles brightly.

Whether it's real, or another one of his convincing fabrications... who knew? ]

I can dream, can't I? Kukuku.

[eyeforaneye]

Dream a few steps back; there's something uncomfortable about you watching me as I shower. [ He says it like that's odd. What bros. ]

i just realized this icon is so accurate rn

[liquidate]

Whaaat? It's not like I'm staring at your dick, Sasuke, I'm having a conversation here!

CRYING

[eyeforaneye]

Conventionally I think it would still spark rumors. I hate that kind of shit.

People talk about me enough as it is.

m e t o o

[liquidate]

Aw, who cares about that kinda stuff, they're just words.

'Sides, there's no one else in here with us, y'know? [ Grin. ]