high school au meme

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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-19.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.


1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

19. roll again/make your own scenario

Comments

Uchiha Sasuke ⤵ Naruto: Shippuuden

[eyeforaneye]

8

[liquidate]

BRING IT ON, SASUKE. [ Badminton racket point. ]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Watch as he casually twirls that racket, getting a solid and comfortable grip on it. ] Prepare to be destroyed.

[liquidate]

[ Tosses the shuttle up and winds up for a swing, then psyches him out and catches it again. ]

Are you suuure? I don't think you can handle this amount of skill.

[eyeforaneye]

I can see every one of your movements. The longer we play the better I'll get.

Let's go.

[liquidate]

Alright, alright, cocky boy. Here goes nothing~

[ Throws shuttle up and actually hits it, a highly aggressive start. ]

[eyeforaneye]

[ His eyes widen at the initial swing, no else in the gym even registering to him right now. Then again, that's nothing new. They're both well-known for monopolizing any sort of team game and turning it into some kind of personal death match. ]

Too slow-- [ Sasuke's quick to react, swiping at that birdie and sending it back. ]

[liquidate]

Ooo~

[ Shoes squeaking on the gymnasium floor, Suigetsu dips for the birdie and bats it back up for Sasuke. ]

Don't underestimate me, Sasuke!

[eyeforaneye]

[ This is already becoming an incredibly manly showdown. Not that it wasn't to start with.

You know what? I think there's an assumption to be made that this is going to go on until the end of gym. Damn, he's actually getting tired. And any attempts by exasperated fellow students to make them stop are met by irritated grunts, on his part. ]

Give up already.

[liquidate]

[ In one instance he threatened to use someone's balls as a shuttle when they told him to share the court. They stepped away pretty quickly. ]

Weak attempt as dissuading me, Sasuke, hahaha~! [ And they continue until Suigetsu somehow swipes at the net, brings both poles down and gets trapped in the mess like a fish in a plastic pop bottle tray. ] Augh- I want a rematch, this equipment is shit!

...

What are you waiting for, help me out here!

[eyeforaneye]

[ Disappointment is barely kept from his features when Suigetsu topples unexpectedly. Damn, it had been a good match as well... He lifts the hem of his shirt to wipe sweat from his face, dropping it again as he approaches. ]

The expected result... not the expected method. I'll serve you your defeat any time you want... [ Sasuke is still attempting to catch his breath as he takes a knee, tossing that racket aside for now to tug at the stubborn net attempting to permanently trap his... what, friend? ]

[liquidate]

[ Suigetsu states up at Sasuke from the nets confines, deadpanning. ]

Was that a badminton pun. About serving. Your accidental sense of humor concerns me, Sasuke, I thought you learned from the best, but I am just disappointed. [ He crosses his arms, being tugged along the gymnasium's floor when Sasuke pulls. ]

And besides. These clubs can't even handle me right now.

[eyeforaneye]

[ He sort of wants to destroy the net. That's probably a bad idea, though. Oh well. It's an exercise in patience to untangle it. ]

I don't care what kind of match it is or with whom it's affiliated. Maybe for your sake it shouldn't involve tripping hazards. [ Oh, there's that infuriating smirk. He'll even outstretch a hand condescendingly to help him up once that net is effectively removed from the picture. ]

9

[shinjukuinformant]

Sasuke-san, I trust you can handle baking a cake by yourself?

[Lazy, innocent grin]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Okay, first things first. He's taking the blue apron and leaving the pink one for Izaya. Enjoy. ]

I can. It doesn't mean I will. You also, put that on.

[shinjukuinformant]

[Izaya's bottom lip juts out briefly before he moves to grab the apron.]

That's no fun. What if I ruin all your hard work?!

[As he moved back to the counter Izaya couldn't help but suddenly untie Sasuke's apron strings from behind his back for no reason other than to be annoying.]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Oh, it's successful. Annoying bastard. ] Then it will be repeated. I will do it as many times as necessary until it meets my standards, and you will help. [ Sasuke reaches behind himself to begin refastening those threads. ]

[shinjukuinformant]

Doesn't it add more flavor if you mess up the recipe?

[Izaya pushed the bowl out of Sasuke's reach]

[eyeforaneye]

There's something else that will become "messed up" if you continue to test me.

If you want to do the first part then get started.

[shinjukuinformant]

[Izaya leaned over the counter and stared at the ingredients set out in front of them]

But I don't want to do any of it.

[Reaching out, the soon-to-be informant picked up the bag of flour and huffed]

Isn't this the messy part?

[eyeforaneye]

[ Sasuke's fingers just happen to find and curl around the hilt of a very sharp knife. Strange that it's out in the first place, considering that they don't require it for this... but he has an affinity for sharp objects. ]

It can all be that way. I told you to begin; stop whining like a child.

[shinjukuinformant]

[Knife fight, Sasuke? Really?

Now Izaya was obviously grinning]

But Sasuke-kun, are you not going to contribute to the cake as well?

[Did Izaya's voice just raise so that the teacher was looking over here? Probably]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Cue that knife seemingly disappearing by his side. Still, only a fool would assume he's actually discarded it and Izaya is hardly that. ]

I'm fine with work, Orihara. [ See? Look at him measuring out this flour! They're regular homemakers. ]

[shinjukuinformant]

[Izaya's back to leaning on the counter and playing more with the ingredients than really doing anything with it.]

You're so good at this!

[He knows you know that he's just putting on a ruse to 'trick' you into letting him get away without working. Not that he cares since he knows everything will be completed one way or another.

After all, like Sasuke, Izaya did not do the whole group activities unless necessary thing. Biology club? Nope. Just wanted to study Shinra some more until the guy could eventually bore him.]

[eyeforaneye]

Don't patronize me. I'm already aware of what I'm good at. [ Right. Everything. Aside from little things like social skills and meaningful relationships but those are purely optional.

Damn it, where are the eggs? ] If you plan to be otherwise useless, find a bag of sugar from one of the other tables.