high school au meme

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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-19.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.


1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

19. roll again/make your own scenario

Comments

[liquidate]

[ Peeking back over the stall, Suigetsu throws a luffa at his head. ]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Catch! Oooh, look, there's that infuriating smirk. Watch as he rubs that luffa over his chest; he's cleanly and obnoxious. ]

Thanks.

[liquidate]

[ Suigetsu snickers from behind the stall wall, only those mirthful eyes visible. Uh oh. ]

I rubbed that all over my di-

[eyeforaneye]

[ Oh hey, look, another bar of soap that he can attack Suigetsu with. Why isn't he on the marksmanship team, again? ]

If you continue to be annoying I'm going to punish you.

[liquidate]

[ Dodges! ] Woah, that sounds kinky -- hey, you're the one giving people wrong impressions, you know?

[eyeforaneye]

I'm not giving anyone any impressions. You're the deviant.

[liquidate]

A deviant spurned on by your advances! [ He cackles, raising his voice. ] No, Sasuke, don't touch me there~!

1/2

[eyeforaneye]

No one would believe that even if they heard it. [ Still... is that a tinge of concern in Sasuke's voice? Surely not. ]

2/2

[eyeforaneye]

[ Whether it is or not he's cutting his own shower short, deciding he's clean enough and snatching up a towel as he exits the stall.

But Sasuke doesn't turn the water off yet, oh no. Because finding Suigetsu's dry, every day clothes and tossing them beneath the spray is something he needs to do first. ]

Re: 2/2

[liquidate]

They might, you never knooow! [ Snickering, he hears Sasuke's shuffle away and he opens the stall door wide to poke his head out- ]

EHHH?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING- AHHH, OI OI NOT THE PANTS- [ It's not even on purpose this time, he's shrieking and trying to bat at Sasuke's arms as the clothing lays drenched on the tiles. ] You're such an asshole- ahhh, what am I gonna wear? It's all soaked!

[ PERFECTLY GOOD SHOWER. RUINED. He walks into Sasuke's stall to turn off the shower and crouches to pluck the wet articles off the floor, pouting as he heaps them together. ] You really didn't think this through!

[eyeforaneye]

[ That's much more satisfying. Even if it's Suigetsu being far too loud again. ]

It's alright. I'm not worried. [ He says it as if Suigetsu had genuinely be concerned for his well-being. He's that infuriating. ] You'll have to wear it like that, then. I had warned you previously. [ Towel towel, fluff fluff. ]

[liquidate]

Uh, there's no fucking way I'm putting those things on. My skin will chafe.

[ He's scooping up the bundle, walking into the main area to fetch his own towel. He secures it around his hips, makes a face at Sasuke, flips his damp hair and marches right for the door to the gymnasium.

No one would be very surprised, it's not the first time he's broken the dress code. ]

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ah. Meaning his options are 1) to wait and listen for the gasps of the female students and for the exasperated voice of their gym teacher when his cohort marches out or 2) to grab Suigetsu and prevent him from leaving the locker room in such a state in the first place.

Tough decision.

Sasuke elects for choice two at the last possible moment, still kept decent only by a towel himself as he follows Suigetsu to firmly catch his arm. ]

Knock it off. I told you already that it's a pain for me if you get yourself into trouble.

[liquidate]

[ Door within reach, when Suigetsu's stopped, he looks back with a sly smile. ] I won't get in trouble, you will.

Making me walk out in public, indecent. [ He feigns a hurt expression before it breaks with his laughter. ] I think you need to be taken down a few pegs, ne, Sasuke?

[eyeforaneye]

[ His grip on Suigetsu's arm only tightens, certainly enough to leave a bruise or two later as he boxes him in against one of the walls. ]

If two versions of a story are told, which do you think would be believed? Mine or yours?

[liquidate]

Che- [ Suigetsu stares at him, back tensing at the touch of the cold wall, with a deep scowl. Um, ow, Sasuke. ]

Mine if I leave with hand-shaped bruises, Sasuke.

[eyeforaneye]

[ Whoops. ]

It wouldn't be the first time or the last. That's nothing new for someone like you.

[liquidate]

...

Did you just call me a slut?

[eyeforaneye]

You seem to have just called yourself one, at any rate.

[liquidate]

You just implied wouldn't be the first time I've gone out in public with hand-shaped bruises on my arms!!!

[ Not that he... denies that... ]

[eyeforaneye]

Sure. I've left plenty on you from fights. I don't really give a damn about where the others come from as long as it doesn't end up interfering. [ "Interfering"; one word, so many possible implications. ]

Stay in here and put on your clothes.

[liquidate]

Interfering? Interfering with what, Sasuke?

[ Suigetsu straightens, using those few inches of height he has on Sasuke to his advantage. ]

You don't own me, understand?

[eyeforaneye]

[ Sasuke pauses momentarily at the sound of the door opening, not even looking back to acknowledge it since the footsteps and carefree voices that followed signaled nothing amiss. ]

Don't I? [ Smooth as satin. ]

omg @ u@ ~~~

[liquidate]

[ Suigetsu levels Sasuke, eyes a slow burn from the prideful anger bubbling heavily in the pit of his stomach. ]

You know, Sasuke... addicts say it's frighteningly easy to relapse... [ His eyes slip closed, pointing at the door leading to the gymnasium and the people outside. ] Hurting people always seemed enjoyable, you know? Then along came a snake like you... hm~

You may have helped me out once, but... that violent craving's always there, you know? Always tempting.

;3

[eyeforaneye]

Is that supposed to be a threat?

Anytime and anywhere, I'll combat those urges that you might have. I think probably I'm the only one suited for the job, which is why you'll stay close.

Don't fuck up, or you'll risk that. Unnatural people get sent away to be reformed.