high school au meme

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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-19.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.


1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

19. roll again/make your own scenario

Comments

oh my gosh I laughed so hard at that km thing; ask Clara

[eyeforaneye]

[ Allow him to pause in the middle of smoothing his hair back beneath that spray in order to make this face. And this exact expression? Oh it is so evident in his voice, whether Suigetsu can see it or not. ]

I'm a safer driver than I would ever trust you to be, even if you were going half my speed. It's easy enough to predict where the other cars will be and I can react before they can. [ So take that! ]

SOBBIG EJKFNKJWN

[liquidate]

[ Oh he can hear it. He's draping himself over the top of the stall to scowl at him though.

What's privacy? ]

Hey, I have great reflexes! I'm just not a weirdo with like 100/100 vision like you!

160 mph; craziest driver ever

[eyeforaneye]

... [ A wash rag seems to appear out of nowhere, slapping right against Suigetsu's face with an uncomfortably wet sound. ]

That type of vision isn't something that exists. And I'm not doubting your reflexes, I'm doubting your judgment.

sasuke hot pursuit

[liquidate]

AGH-

[ He's shrinking back a little, struggling momentarily with his old on the stall wall. ]

Gross, this has probably been in all your nooks and crannies I don't want it! [ He plucks it off on himself with a disgusted face and drops it straight down for Sasuke. Then he eyes him with a pout, jutting out his bottom lip. ]

Ne, Sasuke, what ever gave you the impression that I'm someone with bad judgement?!

i'm dying

[eyeforaneye]

[ Wow. That was really dignified. Now he has to snatch it back up off the floor; ugh, who knows what else has been there, washed away or not. ]

Your social connections, your educational standing, and your legal infractions.

i can't handle these two srsly

[liquidate]

O-Oi, those things don't count...! [ A pause. ]

Well the legal bit, I guess. BUT CONNECTIONS AND GRADES ARE LIKE, NOT EVEN- maybe... social connections...

SHUT UP.

they are so ridiculous

[eyeforaneye]

I didn't think it would piss you off that much to realize that society's going to reject you.

I don't care about things like that. I'll continue to speak to you regardless.

[liquidate]

Wha-?! I don't give a shit if society hates me, HAH! Who the fuck do you think I am?

I'll do what I want too, Sasuke. It ain't as though you or anyone else could hold me from that.

[ A coy smile. ] But I'll entertain you, 'cause I'm a nice person~

[eyeforaneye]

It would be more interesting if you truly did think that you were a good person, but I think even you can't be that delusional.

[liquidate]

[ He smiles brightly.

Whether it's real, or another one of his convincing fabrications... who knew? ]

I can dream, can't I? Kukuku.

[eyeforaneye]

Dream a few steps back; there's something uncomfortable about you watching me as I shower. [ He says it like that's odd. What bros. ]

i just realized this icon is so accurate rn

[liquidate]

Whaaat? It's not like I'm staring at your dick, Sasuke, I'm having a conversation here!

CRYING

[eyeforaneye]

Conventionally I think it would still spark rumors. I hate that kind of shit.

People talk about me enough as it is.

m e t o o

[liquidate]

Aw, who cares about that kinda stuff, they're just words.

'Sides, there's no one else in here with us, y'know? [ Grin. ]

[eyeforaneye]

If you have to justify your actions with our relative privacy then there might already be a problem. [ Whatever, enjoy him cleaning his armpits with a bar of soap, then. Like a man. ]

[liquidate]

[ Oh he's enjoying it. ] Eh? I don't see a problem. [ He hops back down though, whistling sharply. ]

Iiiii wouldn't worry 'bout it, we're feelin' cleeeeean, a little crowed as we're singing in the shower toniiiiight~

[eyeforaneye]

[ WHOOSH

That's the sound of a bar of soap flying over the partition and at Suigetsu's head. ]

Shut up.

[liquidate]

[ The soap strikes him in the cheek with a wet slap and he gives a startled exclamation. ]

CAN'T A GUY ENJOY HIS SHOWER? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE OUTTA ORDER HERE.

[eyeforaneye]

You enjoy things too loudly and hate them too loudly. That is your problem. [ Look at him washing his hair. He doesn't even care. ]

[liquidate]

[ Peeking back over the stall, Suigetsu throws a luffa at his head. ]

[eyeforaneye]

[ Catch! Oooh, look, there's that infuriating smirk. Watch as he rubs that luffa over his chest; he's cleanly and obnoxious. ]

Thanks.

[liquidate]

[ Suigetsu snickers from behind the stall wall, only those mirthful eyes visible. Uh oh. ]

I rubbed that all over my di-

[eyeforaneye]

[ Oh hey, look, another bar of soap that he can attack Suigetsu with. Why isn't he on the marksmanship team, again? ]

If you continue to be annoying I'm going to punish you.

[liquidate]

[ Dodges! ] Woah, that sounds kinky -- hey, you're the one giving people wrong impressions, you know?

[eyeforaneye]

I'm not giving anyone any impressions. You're the deviant.