high school au meme

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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-19.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.


1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

19. roll again/make your own scenario

Comments

[liquidate]

Maybe later. Don't wanna catch anything, y'know? [ He cracks a good-natured smirk. ]

[shinjukuinformant]

Ahhhh Suichin.

[Izaya sat up]

If I was dying would you have saved me?

[liquidate]

Who knows! [ He throws his hands behind his head. ] I'd have to be in that situation, don'tcha think?

[shinjukuinformant]

Some knight in shining armor you make

[liquidate]

Hey, I'm more like the knights janitor that drags dead bodies out of the castle.

Take my help or leave it, Izaya~ this is probably the best deal you're gonna get.

[shinjukuinformant]

[More like the Princess' janitor but Izaya wasn't going to be comparing himself to a princess]

What help?

[Izaya laughed]

How about you help me up at least, Janitor-san?

[liquidate]

I was gonna but then you had to get all sassy.

[ Reaching down, scooping him up easily, he sets Izaya on his feet and slides a hand quickly down his pantlegs, the front of his shirt and his back, dusting him off. Then he stands back to up-down stare at his handiwork. ]

There ya go, right as rain.

[shinjukuinformant]

[Well if there is one thing Izaya enjoys it is being pampered.

Even if it is by a monster of a friend.]

I wonder why he picks on me.

[Izaya gave a fake pout as he straightened his black jacket]

I bet it's the uniform. Do you think Shizu-chan wishes he can wear it?

[liquidate]

Obviously not, they're horrible, I'd rather the blue. [ He straightens his own jacket, rolling his eyes. ]

Seriously, that guy's gonna kill you someday and I'm just gonna say I told you so at your funeral. 'Cause god knows I'll be the only one showing up.

[shinjukuinformant]

[Izaya's expression remains as relaxed as it had always been despite the slight unease caused by Suigetsu's words.

After all, there was a truth to those words.

Izaya is always surrounded by people and yet consistently lonely. He manipulated them, caused them to become willing puppets in his games but never connected with them.

If he died would there be people to mourn him?]

Impossible

[A hint of the coldness in Izaya's heart became revealed in his smile]

Because I plan on never dying, be it by Shizuo's hand or some other cause.

[liquidate]

Everyone dies. Sorry to burst your little all-omnipotent bubble there. Seriously, buy some common sense.

Anyway, enough of my nagging, you won't so I don't know why I bother. Don't gimme that look either.

[shinjukuinformant]

What look?

[Not this look right?]

I'm just smiling~~~

[Unlike you sour puss]

Don't worry when I find a way to live forever I might consider selling you the secret too, Suichin

[liquidate]

Nah, I'm already gonna live forever, I'm fucking indestructible! [ He pats his chest, mockingly. ]

You're lucky the swim meet went late, you'd be lying here for the next hour.