high school au meme

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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-19.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.


1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

19. roll again/make your own scenario

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

...

I don't want to hear you saying things like that while you're wearing such a happy expression.

[liquidate]

Well, I'm not gonna frown about it.

[eyeforaneye]

I'm not gay.

[liquidate]

You're not straight.

1/4 this icon is too hilarious

[eyeforaneye]

[eyeforaneye]

[eyeforaneye]

4/4

[eyeforaneye]

Yes, I am.

it truly is omg

[liquidate]

Ahahahaha, wow. You're so in denial right now.

[eyeforaneye]

I'm more honest than you've ever been; denial isn't an issue of mine. Stop fucking around.

[liquidate]

I'm honest about stuff that's unimportant. You don't see me saying I'm straight, kukuku!

[eyeforaneye]

Then don't complain about the clothes if they suit you.

1/2

[liquidate]

...

2/2

[liquidate]

YOU STILL CAN'T JUST SAY THOSE THINGS.

DON'T TRY TO DEFLECT THE CONVERSATION.

I'm dying

[eyeforaneye]

[ Dammit. ]

I'm not bothered by you being gay. We don't need to talk about it.

[liquidate]

You just told me gay clothes suited me.

I don't know if you were trying to be rude, but gay people can wear whatever they want.

It's not our fault we are like, automatically that much more stylish.

[eyeforaneye]

That doesn't explain why the jacket you wore on Tuesday was so gaudy.

[ ... ]

This conversation is pointless.

[liquidate]

YOUR ULTRA DEEP-V'S ARE POINTLESS.

[eyeforaneye]

[ how dare you ]

Then don't look at them. They're just comfortable.

[liquidate]

How can I not look at them? One look and it's all I see! Just... BAM, CHEST!

[eyeforaneye]

... Is this the reason for the harpies? I'll wear something else.

[liquidate]

Uh, probably. And the fact that you're an asshole and girls like that kind of thing apparently.

[eyeforaneye]

That part is too much effort to change. I'll just wear different shirts.

[ Being nice is too hard. ]

[liquidate]

You're still gonna get hit on. Keep the shirts. Up the v-to-chest ratio.

[eyeforaneye]

Perhaps telling them that I prefer men as a ruse would be effective.

[ a ruse. yes. ]