high school au meme

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high school au meme

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-19.
3. ???
4. Play out high school AU times.


1. first day
Catch up with old friends, brave new teachers, fight your way through the sea of students, and hope you're in the right classroom. Oh, you're the new kid. Well, that's okay as long as you've got more than enough summer vacation anecdotes to fill ten pages of Times New Roman size 12, single-spaced.

2. first period
You're gonna be late! Or are you already there? Class hasn't started just yet, so chat it up or copy your classmate's homework before the teacher gets here.

3. lesson proper
You're probably diligently taking notes, looking out the window daydreaming or reciting in class, much to your teacher's delight - or dismay. Try not to be too obvious when counting down the minutes and pass that note as discreetly as possible.

4. faculty
Have a bone to pick with your terror math teacher. A crush on the cute chemistry teacher? There might be something you want to ask your homeroom teacher about. In any case, you plan on seeing a faculty member today. Or maybe they plan on seeing you!

5. lunch break
Man, you are starving. Hopefully, today's menu has something good. If the crowded cafeteria's not your thing, try the rooftop.

6. hooky
One of you is skipping class. You should try talking them out of it if that's your thing.

7. detention
What on earth did you do to get this? Oh well. Detention can't be that bad when you've got all these very nice, approachable model students around to talk to.

8. p.e.
Baseball, basketball, dodgeball - no matter the sport, just remember: you are the star. It's you. At least, you hope it is.

9. home ec.
Sewing! Cooking! ... Try not to burn the school down!

10. lab work
Frog dissections! Explosions!

11. school fair/festival
Every school has one of these. What's your class doing this year?

12. theater
Oh boy, oh boy, being the star of this play is your dream. It isn't? Oh. You're still helping with the props and costumes, right?

13. library
If you need to look something up or just want some peace and quiet, this is the place. Whatever you do, shh, people are trying to read.

14. bully
Whether they take the form of Nelson Muntz or Regina George, if you choose to meet them at the gym at four o' clock or else, be ready to face the consequences... or maybe you don't have to. Not when someone's here to help you out. (This can go either way - one of the participants can be the bully or someone helping the victim.)

15. tutor
You're having trouble with a class or you're trying to make up for the days you were absent. It's a good thing someone was nice enough to offer their assistance.

16. clubs
Assuming that you actually have one. Are you writing for the school paper? Part of the student council? The marching band? Maybe you're a member of one of those weird occult clubs or something...

17. prom
Do you have a dress? A date? Who are you voting for prom king? Is being on prom committee is driving you crazy? Do you even care?

18. graduation
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's time to say those last words, settle those scores and get ready to grow up.

19. roll again/make your own scenario

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

Put on your fucking clothes... [ This he mutters quietly, more or less proving Suigetsu's point despite his own reluctance to do so. The last thing he feels like talking about is that oh-so-mysterious transfer of his; it's too early for that sort of dramatic shit. ]

I already know that you were late for your first class today, again. Stop making that a habit. Get up and don't be late for the next one. [ Dextrous fingers fasten his pants' buckle, shirt tugged on and slowly buttoned afterward. ]

[liquidate]

[ Irk. ]

I don't have any to put on...! I can't just magic up dry clothes and these are soaked, I'd chafe so bad. [ He tucks a hand between his legs, blocked by the towel, making a face.

Watching Sasuke methodically pull his clothes on however and berate him at the same time, Suigetsu sighs obnoxiously and flaps his free fingers behind the other's back, mouthing 'blah blah blah'. ]

Yes, my liege. Is there anything else I can not do for you today?

[eyeforaneye]

Tch. [ Suddenly a shirt is tossed directly at his nude companion, with him being offered little to no time to react before a pair of heavier pants followed. ]

I left them in my bag for emergencies. They're old; I've outgrown them. They won't fit you comfortably. Put them on. [ Just remember that you were the one who insisted that he was "too nice", Suigetsu. ]

Obey me sometimes and I will find a way to pay you back later.

[liquidate]

[ The shirt is caught, turned over and shaken out. ] Sasuke, this will be like a belly top on me...!

[ Casually grinding the heel of his palm against a tired eye, Suigetsu gives a ritual "yeah yeah" before tugging off his towel, yanking the shirt over his head. Thankfully, it's not a belly top, Sasuke's shirts were long enough, but it was skin tight. Well, whatever.

The pants are a challenge. They look more like capris when he tugs them up. ] Oh my god, I look so gay. [ And that's saying something. ] I don't need payment, P.S. I'm not about to call in debts, we're pals, we shouldn't have to worry about that shit, ne, Sasuke?

[eyeforaneye]

[ Sasuke has no problems watching him dress and he knows that Suigetsu doesn't have a problem with being watched. The clothes are appraised, indeed causing him to stick out but not hardly as much as his nudity would've. ]

Then call it an incentive. Like a dog treat when a mutt doesn't piss on the floor.

Hurry up.

[liquidate]

You really are a stick in the mud, you know that? I'm moving as fast as I'm gonna, relax a minute.

[ Smoothing down the front of the shirt in front of one of the mirrors, he turns this way and that, then shrugs. ]

Whatever, the shirt's alright. How does it look from the back? Pretty tight, huh? Kufufufu!

[eyeforaneye]

Hn. [ To Sasuke's credit, or perhaps as a detriment to his character, he does look. Only to avert his eyes just as quickly. ]

It looks fine. Don't obsess over unimportant things like your appearance. [ ... coming from the guy who is crazy about cleanliness. ]

[liquidate]

[ Suigetsu peers over his shoulder, smirking. ] Let me worry about the details, I've got enough looks for both of us.

Ah, but I can say you're not too bad. [ Snigger. ] You're really popular with the ladies this year~

1/2

[eyeforaneye]

[ URK ]

[eyeforaneye]

Harpies. All of them.

H A R P I E S

[liquidate]

[ Snerk- ] Beginning to wonder about you.

YEAH I SAID IT

[eyeforaneye]

Ominous.

Don't cause trouble for me.

GOD BLESS

[liquidate]

As if homosexuality'd cause trouble.

oh my god are they really going to have this conversation

[eyeforaneye]

[ . . . ]

Don't put words in my mouth, dammit. I haven't said anything about that kind of thing.

A lack of interest in women doesn't mean that.

yes

[liquidate]

A lack of interest in women means a lack of interest in women, Sasuke.

I'm just filling in some blanks -- I wouldn't peg you as an asexual.

I went there

[eyeforaneye]

You're not going to be pegging me as anything at all.

jwenfjknwjfnewjenfkjwnef

[liquidate]

Too late~

[eyeforaneye]

...

I don't want to hear you saying things like that while you're wearing such a happy expression.

[liquidate]

Well, I'm not gonna frown about it.

[eyeforaneye]

I'm not gay.

[liquidate]

You're not straight.

1/4 this icon is too hilarious

[eyeforaneye]

[eyeforaneye]

[eyeforaneye]

4/4

[eyeforaneye]

Yes, I am.