THE IC ANONYMOUS QUESTIONS MEME

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THE IC ANONYMOUS QUESTIONS MEME

HOW TO:
❶ POST: your character. can be a blank comment or not.
❷ QUESTION: go anonymous (or not) and ask characters anything.
❸ ANSWER: respond to your questions ICly.
❹ ENJOY: have fun.

Comments

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Uh, no, they are obviously the stoic wives, just look at them.

Sasuke's like five foot nothing and Hong Kong bakes. Those are like prerequisites for that kind of thing. Sasuke could say he prepared me a baaath and join me! Hong Kong could greet me in only a cute frilly apron at the door! Ahhh, this daydream is so nice!

You though. I wanna know who you are. I'm not a criminal, persay, not here anyway, so you don't have to worry about a thing. Yet. I can take care of you, Anon-chan~

[(Anonymous)]

Well you are pretty sassy. I like that in a wife.

And I don't know, you're not exactly super tall yourself. And I bet you could bake if you just set your mind to it.

Though I'm starting to think that you should marry a bowl of soup and a sponge.

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I can sass you into next week and somehow I'm still pretty fucking manly, Anon, you haven't seen me at my best obviously.

Hey, I'm five foot eight, that's pretty substantial okay. I'm not some monster like Juugo breaching, what. Six four or five or something retarded? Holy skyscraper, forget about it. I like my size. I'm bigger than you think. [ Winkwonk. ]

Do y'know what? I am too, man. They'd treat me right.

[(Anonymous)]

I need to see you at your best, then! You could tell me about it, or do something to highlight your "best" qualities.

Alright, so you're not totally tiny and you're taller than Hong Kong and Sasuke. I'm still not sure that that makes you the husband in this scenario. A little bird told me that you spent some time in... what, a liquid cryogenic sleep? An aquarium? You know. So wouldn't that give both of them more life experience than you? Unless you were doing super important things in there.

I guess you'd still need someone to replenish your soup reserves and someone to use the sponge on your back.

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Should I strip and show you how I can make my extremities bigger? Kufufufufufu!

[ Oh no, that cocky grin is replaced by a sour look. ] Try a holding tank for live experiments. You reached your point and just sailed right over it, Anon. Not only do I have volumes of life experience, it's more experience than the average guy and that's not something to always be proud of.

I'm starting to think you're just teasing me now. If you wanna tease someone, you should do it outright with a face so I know who to play with later.