THE IC ANONYMOUS QUESTIONS MEME

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THE IC ANONYMOUS QUESTIONS MEME

HOW TO:
❶ POST: your character. can be a blank comment or not.
❷ QUESTION: go anonymous (or not) and ask characters anything.
❸ ANSWER: respond to your questions ICly.
❹ ENJOY: have fun.

Comments

[abstruse]

No.


Just no.



If anything I feel violated. We could slap a big 'do not want' on this Big Ben fellow and give him the one-two right out the door. Aside from that, there's a vast difference between passive admiration of a well made clock and a... sexual attraction to rotund figures.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone's getting all worked up! Call the fire brigade, we've got a hot and bothered one over here.

Wrist watches, pocket watches, wall clocks, oh my.

[abstruse]

Bothered, yes. Hot, no. Please be rational and don't insinuate things you clearly have no authority over.

[(Anonymous)]

But I do have authority. I work for Big Ben himself. I should tell him to come for you.

[abstruse]

I may just have to challenge that.

[(Anonymous)]

Tick tock, tick tock, Big Ben is going to find you.

[abstruse]

Oh no, I'm in fear for my life.

((This is not a man terrified out of his wits.))

[(Anonymous)]

I seriously think that there are other things you should be in fear for.

Like your innocence.

[abstruse]

Honestly, I'm not 100% sure I have that, so it hardly seems crucial.