Uh, no, they are obviously the stoic wives, just look at them.

Sasuke's like five foot nothing and Hong Kong bakes. Those are like prerequisites for that kind of thing. Sasuke could say he prepared me a baaath and join me! Hong Kong could greet me in only a cute frilly apron at the door! Ahhh, this daydream is so nice!

You though. I wanna know who you are. I'm not a criminal, persay, not here anyway, so you don't have to worry about a thing. Yet. I can take care of you, Anon-chan~