[ Allow him to pause in the middle of smoothing his hair back beneath that spray in order to make this face. And this exact expression? Oh it is so evident in his voice, whether Suigetsu can see it or not. ]

I'm a safer driver than I would ever trust you to be, even if you were going half my speed. It's easy enough to predict where the other cars will be and I can react before they can. [ So take that! ]