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conspirators. ([personal profile] coniurati) wrote in [community profile] discedo_ooc2011-11-21 02:46 pm

Event + Item Rain

Anyone feeling... hungry?


On Wednesday the 23rd the scientists will have a message for all of you in Fortuna. You see... they'd like to do something nice for you, but- you're all just not earning your keep. But that's okay, they'll help you out.

Starting at noon on Wednesday characters will begin to feel the gnawing of an insatiable hunger. What sort of hunger this is? Well, that's a personal matter...

Your hunger over the next few days will come in one of seven familiar flavors:
Lust- Whatever it is, there's something physical you can't get enough of. Maybe it's baseball. Maybe it's someone else...
Gluttony- There is something so sweet you can't stop coming back to it. Burgers? Or maybe you're getting high off the thrill of punishment. Be careful with your indulgence.
Avarice- You want it. All of it. Maybe it's all the chairs in this damn place. Maybe you're going crazy without a quantifying cash system to prove just how much more you have than everyone else- try to survive.
Sloth- Can anyone around here be bothered to do anything? Or maybe just to care, empathy is such a waste. Whatever the case is you're taking a vacation. Someone call you when this damn experiment's over.
Wrath- Those little quirks of others that get under your skin from months stuck with the same people or it could be you've had it, all these senseless injustices against you by this place-! You just can't hold it in anymore! Scream, curse, break things, whatever it takes to make the world know you are not okay. Give all those feelings a voice.
Envy- Ever felt inadequate? Or maybe you just think you deserve more. Those things others have. Physical. Intangible. It doesn't matter whether it's skills or looks or friends or brains- why can't you have those things? That one nagging little question: why?
Pride- The hardest one. How can you quantify this? The fact is: you can't. Because you know you're absolute. You work harder than everyone else. You look better. Your results aren't even in the same class as the rest. And somehow? You can't get enough of knowing this. Try not to grind any bystanders into the dust on your way to the top.

Whatever hunger your character is afflicted with can be as specific or general as you wish. Maybe they really do just need to own every chair in Discedo. Or maybe they won't be satisfied until they know they're better than everybody (that could take a while huh?). Silly, serious, in-between, whatever the case effects will build over the 23rd and the 24th before becoming undeniable by all, but the strongest wills on the 25th and 26th.

The event will end at 12:01 AM Sunday November 27th. There'll be a second scientist post that day and characters will wake up with (up to) two items. Are the scientists trying to buy your complacency for little stunts like this? Who knows... But it's best to take what you can get.


That's right this is an official Item Rain
+You may request anything for your character on this post (mods will approve requests as we get to them)
+You may request up to 2 items
+Items can be general items (such as food or developer for photographs) or items from home (such as specific clothes or weapons)
+Characters won't get anything living (so pets are out this round though there will be chances for those interested to regain them in the future)


As usual all questions/concerns/etc can be asked on this post!
starspangledhero: (I WOULD WARN GOD HIMSELF)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-11-22 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
IF HE HAS PRIDE THIS WILL DISTURB HIM

YET HE WILL ACCEPT IT

BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST AFTER ALL why wouldn't France adore him?

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
ISN'T IT how are you doing these days Europe hasn't exploded yet has it

oh and he's getting avarice so he'll be creepier than usual I am so sorry

[identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
And is this supposed to mean something to me?

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
AGAINST ALL ODDS IT LIVES ON.....

LOL I still can't decide what to do with Japan, but it will probably be silly and loud. So. I'm not sure if he'll even notice, he'll be too busy stealing salt or pushing 2D.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
yes... 'adore'... as in "you're under my rule now have fun with that" that kind of adoration.

Yup.

The beloved blonde thing.

/hairruffle

[identity profile] noblemen.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't mind trying something between Cube and England?
starspangledhero: (Trust me. I'm the Doctor.)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-11-22 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
hahahahahahahsdjlaftg; good luck with that.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Allow me to put this into words you will understand:

The monarchy no longer has sway with France.

Therefore, you are mine.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
WOW JAPAN GET OFF HIS SALT HE NEEDS THAT FOR COOKING /BEATS AT WITH A BROOM

and good that's all he wants to know.

LOL silly and loud is awesome he can help with the 2D

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
NO SEE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

He'll just be like

Amerique

you're under French jurisdiction now.

Have a baguette.
starspangledhero: (DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT.)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-11-22 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
America will laugh

and then punch France in the stomach

and then eat the baguette.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
france will crash through something and then puke on america's shoes.

enjoy the taste of french rule.
bauhinia: (Default)

[personal profile] bauhinia 2011-11-22 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Wrath was actually suggested for him on plurk. Having him get all uppity about little things and then enacting ridiculous revenge to make up for it. He could/would totally put France on that list. |:
starspangledhero: (The whistle makes me their GOD)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-11-22 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
IS THAT THE EPITOME OF BEING RULED BY THE FRENCH? PUKE AND PAIN?

I believe it.

That's why it's so much better to be American, America is the best. OUR STORES DON'T CLOSE AT 5PM. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SIESTA? NO. YOU CAN GET FRENCH TOAST AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY BECAUSE WE HAVE DENNY'S AND YOU DON'T.

Look America can even do French things better than the French.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
BY THE WAY YOU'RE HIS NOW HONG KONG.

... NOTHING'S REALLY CHANGING EXCEPT THE FOOD AND MORE TOURISM SO ENJOY THAT.

at least that's the gist of what he'll be saying.

ooh ooh what kind of horrible revenge?? PICK ME PICK ME!!

[identity profile] letatcestpasmoi.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Then allow me to say this so that you too may understand:

We will all be judged before God for our sins. And to defy the King ordained by God will guarantee such an insignificant subordinate such as yourself a place in Hell. Not just any place, but in the company of Judas himself, in the company of betrayers, of the disloyal and the dishonest.

Disobey me, and reveal yourself to be little more than a treacherous problem to the King, to the Crown and to France.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
hey

hey amerique

amerique



shut up and eat the baguette.
starspangledhero: (57 academics just punched the air)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-11-22 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
nein

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
If God truly exists, which is subject to debate, then I have long been destined to burn for eternity. As it stands, humanity has ordained itself, not God, and the royalty festers and writhes in all its fine glory just as the rest of the world.

Je suis France.

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
you're not german get out
starspangledhero: (Montreal is cool. Man they speak French!)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-11-22 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
LOTS OF GERMAN BLOOD shut up I'm reading a revolutionary war book.

anyway

how many times is america going to punch france through a wall?

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
NEVER HE NEEDS ALL OF THE SALT ALL OF IT

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
the answer to that is the same as "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop"

... that had wit and I don't know where it went

um yeah France is probably definitely going to creep on America and by creep on him I mean really creep on him but only if you're okay with it.









actually the answer

is

"a lot"

America can come to admire him for his persistence and also how good he is at making holes in walls.

[identity profile] alittlegreedy.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
brb greed's laughing at everyone. also turkey will have um, lust because that's what eenie meanie minie moe said LOL.

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THE ITEMS...

[identity profile] crotchroses.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
MAYBE HE'D GIVE YOU SOME IF YOU JUST ASKED /WIELDING BROOM

... WAIT WHY DOES HE NEED SALT

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